"GREEN EGGS AND HAM" (by Doctor Seuss) I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM. THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM! DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM? I DO NOT LIKE THEM,SAM-I-AM. I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE? I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE. I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE? WOULD YOU LIKE THEN WITH A MOUSE? I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. WOULD YOU EAT THEM IN A BOX? WOULD YOU EAT THEM WITH A FOX? NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX. NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE. I WOULD NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE. I WOULD NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE. I WOULD NOT EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR? EAT THEM! EAT THEM! HERE THEY ARE. I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR. YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE. YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN A TREE! I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN A TREE. NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX. I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! COULD YOU, WOULD YOU ON A TRAIN? NOT ON TRAIN! NOT IN A TREE! NOT IN A CAR! SAM! LET ME BE! I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A BOX. I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH A FOX. I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE. I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE. I WILL NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT EAT GREEM EGGS AND HAM. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. SAY! IN THE DARK? HERE IN THE DARK! WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE DARK? I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN THE DARK. WOULD YOU COULD YOU IN THE RAIN? I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN THE RAIN. NOT IN THE DARK. NOT ON A TRAIN. NOT IN A CAR. NOT IN A TREE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM, YOU SEE. NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A MOUSE. NOT WITH A FOX. I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE! YOU DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM? I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GOAT? I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A GOAT! WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT? I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON A BOAT. I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A GOAT. I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN THE RAIN. NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE! NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE! I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX. I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE! I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM. YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY. TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY. TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY. sAM! IF YOU LET ME BE, I WILL TRY THEM. YOU WILL SEE. (... and he tries them ...) SAY! I LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I DO! I LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM! AND I WOULD EAT THEM IN A BOAT. AND I WOULD EAT THEM WITH A GOAT... AND I WILL EAT THEM, IN THE RAIN. AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN. AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE. THEY ARE SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE! SO I WILL EAT THEM IN A BOX. AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A FOX. AND I WILL EAT THEM IN A HOUSE. AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A MOUSE. AND I WILL EAT THEM HERE AND THERE. SAY! I WILL EAT THEM ANYWHERE! I DO SO LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM! THANK YOU! THANK YOU, SAM I AM. 既然沒人貼那我貼一下子，Green Eggs and Ham 是我個人最喜歡的Dr. Seuss作品之一。據說是有人跟Dr.Seuss打賭能不能用15個詞寫出一部作品來，于是就有了這一部。